me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus